"An F-16 is not a strategy, someone's boots have to be on the ground."
- John boehner.
How about I buy you a pair of boots Mr. Boehner?
Given who's in the most danger here I say the boots on the ground should be Iraqi, Syrian, Jordanian, Saudi Arabian, and maybe even Iranian . . .
I say we all send Mr. Boehner a pair of boots seeing that he is so eager to see "boots on the ground" in Syria. So let us start a campaign; everyone who's tired of these professional chicken-hawks who can't get enough of sending other peoples' children to die in some foreign hell hole send John Boehner a pair of boots so he can be the first one "one the ground". Who is with me?
Just send a pair of boots, any old boots will do to :
John Boehner 1011 Longworth H.O.B. Washington, DC 20515
add a little hand written note to the effect like "Dear Mr. Boehner, here are the boots you requested, Have a nice trip."
© C. Erich Dunne, september twenty-fourteen.